Floral Thornment Tote Bag
$ 14.99
A bouquet should not have this many teeth, and yet here we are, admiring it like responsible adults. The Floral Thornment Tote Bag looks like a garden got possessed halfway through blooming and decided subtlety was for cowards. Big staring flowers, snarling plant jaws, thorny vines, wild colors, and a whole botanical crime scene packed into one loud, gorgeous mess. It’s floral, but not “fresh spring morning” floral. More like “the greenhouse locked itself from the inside.” Toss in your sketchbook, wallet, spooky market finds, craft supplies, emergency lip balm, and whatever weird little object insisted on coming home with you Made for maximalist goths, monster-plant lovers, creepy-cute collectors, and anyone who thinks flowers are better when they look slightly illegal Packed with eyeball blooms, hungry petals, neon vines, fangy plant mouths, and enough attitude to make a florist reconsider their career Works for errands, conventions, art fairs, thrift hunts, or walking around like your tote might bite someone for standing too close A bag for people who love flowers, but only after the flowers have developed opinions, teeth, and a complete lack of customer service skills. Product features– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style Care instructions– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.– Spot clean– Do not bleach– Line dry 15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00 15″ x 16″ Width, cm 38.10 Length, cm 40.64 Handle length, cm 50.80


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