Not A Morning Person Tote Bag

Some people wake up refreshed. This little trash cryptid wakes up inside a can and chooses violence before breakfast. The Not A Morning Person Tote Bag is for the barely-functioning creature who needs caffeine, darkness, and at least one full hour of silence before becoming socially available. With neon green lettering, radioactive blues, hot pink chaos, and a raccoon-ish disaster gremlin rising from the trash like yesterday’s mistake with eyebags, this bag understands you on a spiritual level. �� Hides your wallet, keys, sketchbook, snacks, doom-scroll device, and the emergency treat required to survive human interaction�� For night owls, trash goblins, caffeine dependents, raccoon-coded people, and anyone whose morning personality has not loaded yet�� Comes with loud lettering, toxic-bright colors, a blue trash can throne, skull detail, messy drips, and one deeply relatable little freak who has seen 8 a.m. and rejected it�� Useful for grocery runs, craft fairs, work commutes, thrift hunting, or silently warning strangers that your soul still needs buffering   A tote for everyone who is not rising and shining. You are emerging and surviving. Barely. Product features– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style Care instructions– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.– Spot clean– Do not bleach– Line dry   15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00   15″ x 16″ Width, cm 38.10 Length, cm 40.64 Handle length, cm 50.80