Trash Summoners Tote Bag

A raccoon in ritual robes, possums on standby, rats in the front row, pigeons overhead, and a glowing trash portal above the altar. Finally, religion makes sense. The Trash Summoners Tote Bag is for anyone who believes the real sacred circle is the one around a suspicious garbage can at 2 a.m. This design is loud, grimy, hilarious, and oddly majestic, like a dumpster cult accidentally discovered theater lighting and decided to start a movement. �� Holds market loot, library books, craft supplies, gas station snacks, emergency fries, or the random objects you swear you’ll use someday�� Made for raccoon-hearted humans, possum defenders, pigeon apologists, and anyone with a soft spot for creatures society unfairly labels “a problem”�� Features a tiny trash ceremony with candles, pizza, cans, floating scraps, glowing eyes, and several animals who definitely know where the good leftovers are�� May attract compliments, confused stares, and a sudden urge to call every dumpster “the offering bin”   A tote for the beautifully feral. Practical enough for errands, weird enough to look like you joined a secret society behind the grocery store. Product features– 100% Cotton canvas for enhanced durability– Flat corners for a sleek, seamless look– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength– Heavy fabric ensures long-lasting use– Available in natural and black colors to suit your style Care instructions– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.– Spot clean– Do not bleach– Line dry   15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00   15″ x 16″ Width, cm 38.10 Length, cm 40.64 Handle length, cm 50.80